I’d like to apologize to any residents living in Utah county. You may be looking out the window at a grey cloud covered sky and be blaming the inversion for the bleak scenery.
But you shouldn’t blame the inversion.
You see…it’s not really an inversion at all but a tapestry of profanity woven by myself as I tried to figure out how to make my sewing machine do button holes.
I’d never done them on my machine AND IT WAS REALLY REALLY HARD!!!
Hence my metamorphosis into a drunken sailor.
But I finished Gracie’s new jumper and I think it was worth the headache and the dark cloud of curse words that is now hovering over the valley.