Yes. I watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
I’ve seen every episode.
I don’t give you crap about your vampire books or your High School Musical’s.
So let’s just call a truce and move on.
So…as I was saying I watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Grace has seen parts of some of the episodes. And she is convinced that Alana’s name is really “Sunny Boo Boo”.
Anyways…so last week I take Grace with me to the thrift store. And everything was going along swimmingly until Grace starts loudly pointing out this woman that she thinks is Alana’s mom.
“That’s Sunny Boo Boo’s Mom! LOOOOOK! There’s Sunny Boo Boo’s mom.”
And no amount of shooshing will stop her excitement.
Quickly I turn down an aisle in the back to have a little chat with Grace when a crazed woman starts ramming my cart with her cart and yelling (yes, yelling) at me that THIS IS HER AISLE and to GET OUT!
So I have 2 choices—fight the crazed woman or try to get past Honey Boo Boo’s mom’s twin without Grace getting pummeled.
What to do…
I risked the twin.
And we made it.
But then I got cocky….
I decided to buy this rad piece of suede I had been carrying around.
And just as I was handing the money to the cashier someone stepped into line behind us….
All I have to say is no more Sunny Boo Boo for Gracie.
Happy thrifting and may all your adventures be less dramatic than mine.